‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Reunion, Part 1: Fight! Fight! But where’s the …
Perhaps “Glee’s” Chris Colfer best described (via Twitter) Part 1 of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion: It “makes Avatar look like a high school production of Paint Your Wagon.”
The dude is a genius.
And since I’m still trying to wrap my head around the episode (which, by the way was way long — it clocked in at 75 minutes), bullet points are necessary.
– The Situation and his grenade-filled hot tub doesn’t have a fan in Teresa. The “Skinny Italian” says she “wasn’t too fond” of MTV’s “Jersey Shore.” But don’t let out a “wahhhh!” just yet, Snooki! Teresa assures us that Danielle would be a welcomed addition. Maybe it’s because Teresa considers Danielle a pig? Sure, the Situation and Pauly D have voiced their opposition to zoo creatures … but maybe farm animals are in the clear?
– As soon as host Andy Cohen announced there’d be a montage highlighting the ladies’ vocabulary — cleavalage (cleavage), ehtniticity (ethnicity) — I was hoping there would be an end to Danielle’s inability to pluralize “woman.” I was wrong.